5-19-99 Wednesday Nite

Who dat?

Oh hey, it's me!!  I'm working in the lab so I set up my webcam there.  This was my sign-off wave today.  The image looked really fuzzy and blurry on the computer I was using.   When I saw the image after I got home, I thought it looked pretty funny.  Hee hee.  Wave Lorraine!

Have you checked out The Forum?   Go ahead... Express yourself!

The Forum

5-19-99 Wednesday

Surprise!  I'm on the Homecam thru most of the day.  During the daytime that is.  I'm working in the lab today and probably tomorrow so I will be here instead of on the OfficeCam.  See ya!!

HomeCam

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Thanks to Gabbi for sending me these. Fredlet and I got many a laugh from them.

EXPESSIONS FOR HIGH STRESS DAYS

1. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
2. Well, aren't we just a ray of fucking sunshine?
3. Make yourself at home! Clean my kitchen.
4. Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we?
5. A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth.
6. Don't bother me. I'm living happily ever after.
7. Do I look like a fucking people person?
8. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
9. I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.
10. I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
11. I've found Jesus. He was behind the sofa the whole time.
12. You! Off my planet!!
13. Therapy is expensive, poppin' bubble wrap is cheap! You choose.
14. Practice random acts of intelligence & senseless acts of self-control.
15. I like cats too. Let's exchange recipes.
16. If I want to hear the pitter-patter of little feet, I'll put shoes on my
cat.
17. The Bible was written by the same people who said the Earth was flat.
18. Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?
19. I wish for a world of peace, harmony, & nakedness.
20. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
21. Let me show you how the guards used to do it.
22. And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be...?
23. I'm not crazy, I've just been in a very bad mood for 30 years.
24. See no evil, hear no evil and date no evil.
25. Allow me to introduce my selves.
26. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
27. Whisper my favorite words: "I'll buy it for you."
28. Better living through denial.
29. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
30. Suburbia: where they tear out the trees & then name streets after them.
31. Do they ever shut up on your planet?
32. I'm just working here till a good fast-food job opens up.
33. Are those your eyeballs? I found them in my cleavage.
34. I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.
35. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
36. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
37. Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven't fallen
asleep yet.
38. Here I am! Now what are your other two wishes?
39. Back off! You're standing in my aura.
40. I can't remember if I'm the good twin or the evil one.
41. Don't worry. I forgot your name, too!
42. One of us is thinking about sex... OK, it's me.
43. How many times do I have to flush before you go away?
44. I have a computer, a vibrator, & pizza delivery. Why should I leave the
house?
45. I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?
46. It's sick the way you people keep having sex without me.
47. I work 40 hours a week to be this poor.
48. You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing.
49. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #2?
50. Okay, okay, I take it back! UnFuck you!
51. Macho Law forbids me from admitting I'm wrong.
52. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
53. Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.
54. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
55. Just smile and say "Yes, Mistress."
56. Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done.
57. Mommy, I wanna grow up to be a neurotic bitch just like you.
58. A woman's favorite position is CEO.
59. Ambivalent? Well, yes and no.
60. You look like shit. Is that the style now?
61. This is a mean, fucking cruel world & I want my nappy & medication right
now!
62. Everyone thinks I'm psychotic, except for my friends deep inside the
earth.
63. Earth is full. Go home.
64. Is it time for your medication or mine?
65. Aw, did I step on your poor little bitty ego?
66. Did I mention the kick in the groin you'll be receiving if you touch me?
67. I plead contemporary insanity.
68. And which dwarf are you?
69. I refuse to star in your psychodrama.
70. I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted pay checks.
71. How do I set a laser printer to stun?
72. It ain't the size, it's... no, it's the size.
73. I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.
74. I majored in liberal arts. Will that be for here or to go?
75. Gene Police!!! Get out of the pool!!
76. When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.

5-18-99 Tuesday

I've decided to add a discussion Forum to my site to allow visitors to post their thoughts, views and opinions on various topics. Occasionally I may post a topic of interest (to me at least) and ask for people's input.  Please feel free to jump in the "The Forum" and post your thoughts. Thanks!!

The Forum

5-16-99 Sunday

The Webcam Resource recently switched over to a rating system.  You can now rate my site on a scale of 1 to 10.

 

Please rate my site!
Click on the drop list on the left and select a number,
then click on the Rate It button.
10 is the best. (Hint hint)

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Wow, you're all in for a treat.  How bout pics of two cute girls?

First...   it's the Gabzter!   Taken at our softball double header yesterday.

She's sportin' her shorter, sassier 'do.   And she's got the cool highlights goin on.  Hey Gabbi!   Too bad we didn't make the playoffs.   Well, there's always next season!

And next we have... Kylie Baby!

Kylie is sportin her Gap Baby wear.  Very stylish, very stylish.   Get that girl an agent.   Catwalk here we come.  

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