The Latest News - December 1 - December 5, 1998


Here you will find the latest breaking news on what's going on in my life. It may not be very interesting, but it's about me so it's gotta be worth reading, right? (Ha ha)
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12-2-98

Ugh.  I have a really bad cold today. Actually it started on Monday and I stayed home from work yesterday.  I'm popping DayQuil LiquiCaps and trying not to infect my co-workers.  Sorry Fredlet and Matt, no smootchies for you.

I've been so nice lately I'm starting to annoy myself.   I think all nice people should be taken out and beaten.  Somebody beat me!   Beat me senseless!  Oops, too late.

Ok, enough silliness.  What's been going on?  How was my Thanksgiving?  It was great. Had dinner with my family and then spent some time shopping on Friday.   Actually, the mall really wasn't that bad. I thought I would see all these crazed women fighting over sales items, but no, I was very well behaved.  Didn't have to turn around and smack anyone upside their head. 

I'm going to do more Christmas shopping this weekend.  Hopefully this time I'll actually buy presents for other people rather than myself.   God I hate that.   The season of giving and sharing.  Ick.  Bah humbug.   I think we need to declare a national BaddGrrl Day where everyone sends me presents and spends time discussing how narciscisstic and self-centered I am.   Hmmm, actually that may be happening as we speak.  

So, only 23 more shopping days til Christmas and more importantly 37 more shopping days until my birthday.   Have you started shopping for my gift yet?!?!?!?!  Now you may be asking yourself, "Self, why the heck would I buy BaddGrrl a birthday present?"  Simple, I say to you, "Because you really *want* to".   See, I have mastered the Jedi Mind Trick.   I kid you not.  Let me demonstrate...

"These are not the droids you're looking for."
Oops!   Sorry, my bad.  Let me try again...

"You really WANT to buy Lorraine a birthday present.  Really, it's what you want to do."

Is it working?   Are you thinking what I'm thinking?   Say...

J.Crew
The Gap
Banana Republic
Eddie Bauer
Nordstrom
Victoria's Secret

You still have plenty of time!   Checks and money orders will be accepted!  It's all good!