The Latest News - November 8- November 15, 1998


Here you will find the latest breaking news on what's going on in my life. It may not be very interesting, but it's about me so it's gotta be worth reading, right? (Ha ha)
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11-13-98 Friday

Mark H. emailed me this morning to inform me about an article that mentioned me:

By the way, if you weren't aware of it, you were mentioned in a recent
article in The New Republic (well-known, national political/social
magazine).  While it's not the most flattering profile of webcams in
general, the writer does call you "pretty".  Here's the link:


http://www.thenewrepublic.com/magazines/tnr/archive/1098/102698/diarist102698.html

 

Thanks Mark!!


Here's the actual blurb in the article about me:

"many of the webcammers decline, often with a diva-ish hissiness, to chat with their viewers (pretty Lorraine, a software tester living in San Francisco, transmits a constant stream of pictures of herself sitting in her work station or hanging out in her apartment but says that "as you may expect, I am a very busy person.... Sending me 7-8 messages in a row is not going to elicit a response from me")."

I like the part about being diva-ish but hissiness? I wasn't aware that I had any hissiness going on.   Well maybe I do.

Diva?   Actually I prefer the term "Goddess" myself.

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What happens when two crazed people get their own web sites and meet on the net?   Almost like a Meg Ryan-Tom Hanks from hell...

Lorraine's response to Ian about having the wrong time/Datestamp on her web page:

"Time/date stamp where?  I checked both the one on my main page and the time/date stamp on my cam.   Which time stamp are you talking about?    Is this just a ruse to get me to write to you?  You know you want to bear my love child!  You know you want me to freeze dry my embryos and Fed-Ex them to you to have them implanted in you.   You know you want to make medical and web history by having the first internet male birth live on the web!   You know it!   Don't deny it!  Resistence is futile!"

 

Ian's response:

I already carried a LOVECHILD to term in 1994... Gestation was a
whooping 28 months but I successfully delivered a muture male Nigerian
Uwe - no C-section required. Now if I can only figure what to do with
my left-over male-maternity wear...

 

Lorraine's response:

You know, it's difficult to do but buddy, YOU SCARE ME!  
This could be LOVECHILD II, the sequel.   Think about it...

 

Ian has written more about his in his journal:

Just found out that the Baddgrrl shouts out to have my love child - I urge her to reconsider since my DNA has been identified to be on the "gamier" side. Here's a quick if not spooky gander of a possible outcome should we proceed with this zygotic union. The technical term in conjoined twins, but they are also known as Siamese Twins after the famous twins Chang and Eng Bunker. At very least we'd be joined at the IANtestines.

 

Let me repeat myself, "buddy, YOU SCARE ME! "


11-12-98 Thursday

This was just too good not to post.

Hey wait, I think I dated him once.   I was at this bar and it was about 1:30am...


11-11-98 Wednesday

Ian Chin, will you bear my love child?!  

Oh wait, it doesn't work that way.  Umm, nevermind.  Moving on...

So I read on Mare's page that Lela Lee, the creator of Angry Little Asian Girl was on an American Express commercial.   I had seen the commercial but didn't know who she was.  At the time I just thought, "Oh, what a cute Asian girl."  Now I know it was her.   But she didn't look so angry to me.   In fact she looked downright pleasant.   What a farce!   But then again, I'm sure people looking at my pictures would probably think I'm pleasant too.  How very deceptive.   

Do the words "Psycho Bitch from Hell" mean anything to you?

Lorraine (standing up) "Present!"

Thank you.   You may sit down now.

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I was in this weird "dude mood" today.   I kept calling everyone "dude".

Here's an email exchange I had with Fredlet today:

Lorraine:  dude, do you have "issues" with anger?!
Fredlet:  dude, don't I regularly gut and hog tie people every day over BUGS!!???!?!?
Lorraine:  dude, you are like angry little redneck girl
Fredlet:  YES!!!! I should make an icon!

Hope I didn't give anything away, but I'm hoping Fredlet may be coming out with a cool Angry Little Redneck Girl icon.

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I got home kinda late tonight so I missed most of Beverly Hills 90210.   I did see that next week will be the return of Luke "I'm still sportin' them groovy side-burns" Perry.    Ooo boy, how exciting.  

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People seemed to really get a kick out of my "Two-fingered Salute".

Ian even came up with his own version of it:

I'm hoping my Two-fingered Salute will become a standard on the Web.   Whenever someone gets a really stupid email or sees something really dumb on the Internet, they will give them BaddGrrl's Two-fingered Salute.  Loser!!!

This will become the International symbol for a loser among all losers.

"Welcome to Loserville.  Population - YOU!"


11-10-98 Tuesday Nite

I think I've found someone who is even more twisted than myself.  That Ian Chin guy is somethin else.  Sometimes I don't know whether to laugh or club him over the head.  He's redesigned his web site again.  Whoa, there's like 5-6 new journal entries.  Ian, what's with the stealth journal?  I swear I've been checking it like every day or every other day and didn't see anything new and now, it's like *BAM*, journal-rama.  What's the deal?   Well I was pleasantly surprised to see that he's mentioned me prominently in his journal.  No links though, but he does mention me.   I think in order to get my picture on Ian's page I have to dye my hair platinum blonde (he seems to have a penchant for blonde Asian women) or get that pouty hoochie look.  Oh and don't forget the hooters.   Can't forget the hooters.

Ian described my site saying, "This is the Asian Benchmark of website popularity."   Hey thanks Ian.  You ain't so bad yoself, mah brotha.

Here's an email exchange I had with Ian last night.  I sent out an email to the Journal Ring members asking them for Journal Samples to attract interest to their sites.   He wrote:

Here's a "Keyword" Oriented Journal Snippet (Keywords are CAPITALIZED)...
Being eurASIAN and not a FEMALE, I found $5 in my double BREASTED suit, moments before I spotting a BIG sign for a FREE dog and wondering what SEX it was...

Translation: BIG BREASTED ASIAN FEMALE gives FREE SEX

We're talking WEBTRAFFIC galore here Lorraine... know where I'm coming from?

My Response:

And I thought my brain was warped.   At what age did you suffer head trauma again?   I think I missed that when I browsed your site.

Ian's response:

Actually it wasn't so much head trauma but a reaction to Vics Vapo rub... my grandmother thought you were suppose to eat that stuff so as a kid it was used everytime I had a runny nose. A spoon of rub a day keeps the nose runs away!

 

"No children, I don't want you playing with Uncle Ian anymore.  I know you think he's funny but sometimes his medication wears off...   And those voices in his head can be very scary."

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Omigod!!  This has got to be one of the dumbest people to ever slither up to my website.   Read what he wrote in my Guestbook:

Name: FlipLover [fgil197@csrlink.net]
(From:209.173.96.1-Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98);)
Website: Referred by: Link on another Home Page
From: Pennsylvania
Time: 1998-11-10 20:10:33
Comments:

Just scanned your Page briefly and was over came with pity for you. But then again I have to realize your Filipina. A natural reaction would be upset and turned off by your self absorbtion which I was and then I realized your Filipina. I have nothing against the Filipina women. In fact I happen to date filipina women. I would like to know one thing why is it in your culture the are alot of extemely self centered people. I realize you should have pride in your race but I that you should not be vile and such a turn off. I think you are not really a Filipina at heart. Have some respect for yourself


Hellooooo...  can somebody buy this guy a clue because he is just too stupid to live.   Filipina?   Are you high?  And what special substances have you been smoking, my intellectually challenged friend?   Where did you get the idea that I was Filipina?   It says on my page that I am Chinese.   Man, I'm so astounded by his stupidity I'm almost speechless.  Almost but not quite.

For his monumental lameness, this guy gets BaddGrrl's Two-Fingered salute:

Loser!!!!!

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Hey, have you told all your friends (and enemies) about BaddGrrl's Domain?  
If you haven't, please do so.  Spread the madness.


11-10-98 Tuesday

I love the Outfit Checks that Mare has on her page.  I thought about doing that too but my outfit checks would be like: Monday - Cotton Top, Denim Jeans. Tuesday - Cotton Top, Denim Jeans.  Wednesday - Cotton top...  well you get the idea.  But I thought just for fun today I'd do an outfit check.  (Have you noticed my theme for this week is "just for fun"?)

Today's Outfit Check:

Long-sleeve dark grey cotton top from Banana Republic - Cost:  Nothing, it was a gift.

Dark Blue Denim Calvin Klein Jeans - Cost:  Dude, I scored these at PriceClub for 30 bucks!!  High-five!!

Black generic socks. But I've washed them several times so they are starting to grey.  Ewwww.  What a fashion faux pas!

Black Nine West shoes with semi-chunky heels - Cost:  85 bucks
Hmm, note to self...polish shoes

Shiseido Lipstick, Hybrid Red - Cost:  10 bucks
But Lorraine, lipstick is not part of an outfit.  Well, it is for me.  It's part of my "total look".  You have a "look"?!  Sure, cotton and denim is a look.  It's *my* look dammit!

Total Cost of Outfit:  I dunno.

This is fun.  I'm already excited about tomorrow's Outfit Check.  I'm thinkin...

Short-sleeve light grey cotton t-shirt from Old Navy
Light Blue Denim CK Jeans
Brown Timberland Hiking Boots
Revlon Lipstick, Raisin Rage

Isn't life exciting in my world?


11-9-98 Monday Nite

Whoa, is Ling from Ally McBeal the quintessential Queen Bitch or what?  Bow down, y'all.   Bow down low.

Just for fun, here are a few shots of the "Ling catches Whipper nekkid" scene.

Ling opened the bedroom door and saw a nude Whipper lighting candles - screamed and told Richard that "there was a naked nude woman lighting a fire."   She described her as "this "blonde thing with big hair."

This week Ling was in full force, totally dissing Whipper when she walked into the law office.   Later she and Fish went on a double date with John "The Biscuit" Cage and Nell to a Chinese restaurant.   Ling told the waiter in Mandarin to take John's pet frog, Stephan back into the kitchen and give it some veggies. The waiter misunderstood her and brought back Stephan with veggies but with a little Peking sauce on the side.  Aiya!!  Ling said he was delicious but John was seriously traumatized.   Tastes like chicken.

So far, Ling seems to be a regular on the show which is totally cool with me.  All the world loves a bitch!   I should know.  He he.

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I've added a bunch of new pics to The Players page.  If you haven't seen it recently, take a look:

Michelle Rob Tam Jensen Dave Fukuda

The Six Degrees of Separation

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There's a new Picture of the Week posted on the Main page.   If you haven't seen it, go check it out!

One more time, please submit your pictures for Picture of the Week.   You could see your pic posted right on the Main page of my site.

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Journal Spotlight

Bagu's World

"On a non-serious note, my brother nearly burnt the kitchen down while making stirfry tonight. Seems the grease caught fire in the pan, and while I was working on something in my room, my sister screams her lungs out, and I come racing in thinking the Boys had managed to snag Teego, only to run into the room filled with smoke, and my brother and sister outside extinguishing the pan..."

 

Check out the list of sites in the Journal Ring

Journal Sites

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I was speaking with Yvonne on Saturday and I know Mare has mentioned this to me also, so I thought I should address this...

Please don't harass my friends by asking them questions about me.  Sucking up to my friends or bombarding them with email asking about me is not going to endear youself to me.   That's all I'm going to say on the subject.


11-9-98 Monday

More Shouts...

Happy Birthday to Cynthia L.!!   Congrats on finishing the test!  You go girl!

And a Happy Belated Birthday to Raffie!   You ain't that old baby.  

Congratulations to Lisa Q. Wong and Mike Wong!!   Mr. and Mrs. Generic Wong!   And kudos to Lisa Q. for being such a trooper.    21 days rafting on the Grand Canyon and then hiking up 3 waterfalls until Mike finally said, "Ok, let's get married right here."


11-8-98 Sunday

My twinnie, Fredlet sent this horoscope to me this morning.

WEEKEND OF NOVEMBER 7 -Capricorn


As you look back on your life and lament
perceived waste, don't be so hasty. Some
experiences are more meaningful than
others, but most have some use -- even if
it's merely to discover their uselessness or
to strengthen your motivation. A new
romance sets your heart ablaze. Your
mission is to be fully involved without
burning out or getting all wet. Restraint
required!

All I can say is, Hmmmmmmm....

 

Interested in what your horoscope is?   Check out Kramer's Site:

 

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I wanted to do this for my 2 year anniversary special but I just didn't have time. But I did it today and here it is, a picture gallery sort of.  Click on the image to see the Players...

The Players in the Drama of my So-called Life...

 

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You may have read on Nels or Mare's site about the big get together last night.  All the following players were in the house:

Who went?

mare from the mareciless universe

rob from toisan: the original village people

aaron from a better place

dave from dksf

nels from aarising

yvonne from got-rice

john aka george glass from happyfish

and bonnie

Here's one of the screen shots that Dave Lau captured for us.   The lighting was pretty sucky.   Wanna see more screen shots?  Check out Mare's site.  Let's suck up *her* bandwidth, shall we?   Hee hee.