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You're So Fine, I'd Drink a Tub of Your Bathwater :
Over 500 No-Fail Pickup Lines That Work on the Bus, in the Bar, in the Neighborhood Store
by Stephan Dweck, Monteria Ivey, Veronica Webb (Introduction)

Book Description:
The wild popularity of Snaps--hilarious one-line put-downs with a sharp urban edge--first brought this comedy team to national attention. Now for those in search of the perfect snappy come-on, the kings of the put-down bring together the absolute best (and worst) pick-up lines. These are the same authors of Baby, All Those Curves and Me With No Brakes.



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The Code :
Time-Tested Secrets for Getting What You Want from Women Without Marrying Them!
by Nate Penn, Lawrence Larose

Book Description:
This is the infamous response of Penn and Larose, two single guys, to The Rules (infamous in its own right). These commitment-phobic Nineties gentlemen, whose motto can best be expressed as "Trick them before they trick you," teach you how to get into a relationship ("Bite the buttons off her blouse the first time you make love") and back out again ("Bite the buttons off her blouse every time you make love"). Stop that Rules girl in her tracks -- no more lonely Saturday nights just because you called her after Wednesday!



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The Rules :
Time Tested Secrets for Capturing the Heart of Mr. Right
by Ellen Fein, Sherrie Schneider

Book Description:
A simple set of dos and don'ts, this book will lead readers where they want to be--in a healthy, committed relationship. Whether the reader is 18 or 80, a beauty queen or a woman with ordinary looks, The Rules will work for her. As seen in Cosmopolitan, American Woman and Woman's Own magazines.



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The Rules II :
More Rules to Live and Love by
by Ellen Fein, Sherrie Schneider, Herrie Schneider

Book Description:
This sequel to the phenomenally successful dating bible picks up where the first book left off. "The Rules II" addresses such topics as how to deal with long distance relationships, how to win back an ex-boyfriend, what to do when he has kids, how to behave in an office romance, and--most importantly--how to make sure the engagement leads to marriage. The book also answers the 10 most frequently asked questions about "The Rules". Simultaneous hardcover release from Warner Books.


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Come-Ons, Comebacks, and Kiss-Offs :
Date Lines Every Woman Needs to Survive Her Search for the Holy Male
by Jeanne Martinet

Book Description:
A hilarious, indispensable guide for handling every possible dating predicament with finesse and flair. As useful as your own personal dating guru, this is the must-have guide for surviving clumsy first phone calls, stiff dinner talk, rejected passes, nervous leave-takings, and guys who can't stop talking. Line illustrations.

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