You're So Fine, I'd Drink a Tub of
Your Bathwater :
Over 500 No-Fail Pickup Lines That Work on the Bus, in the Bar, in the
Neighborhood Store
by Stephan Dweck, Monteria Ivey, Veronica Webb (Introduction)
Book Description:
The wild popularity of Snaps--hilarious one-line put-downs
with a sharp urban edge--first brought this comedy team to national attention.
Now for those in search of the perfect snappy come-on, the kings of the
put-down bring together the absolute best (and worst) pick-up lines. These
are the same authors of Baby, All Those
Curves and Me With No Brakes.
The Code :
Time-Tested Secrets for Getting What You Want from Women Without Marrying
Them!
by Nate Penn, Lawrence Larose
Book Description:
This is the infamous response of Penn and Larose, two single
guys, to The Rules (infamous in its own right). These commitment-phobic
Nineties gentlemen, whose motto can best be expressed as "Trick them before
they trick you," teach you how to get into a relationship ("Bite the buttons
off her blouse the first time you make love") and back out again ("Bite
the buttons off her blouse every time you make love"). Stop that Rules girl
in her tracks -- no more lonely Saturday nights just because you called
her after Wednesday!
The Rules :
Time Tested Secrets for Capturing the Heart of Mr. Right
by Ellen Fein, Sherrie Schneider
Book Description:
A simple set of dos and don'ts, this book will lead readers
where they want to be--in a healthy, committed relationship. Whether the
reader is 18 or 80, a beauty queen or a woman with ordinary looks, The Rules
will work for her. As seen in Cosmopolitan, American Woman and Woman's Own
magazines.
The Rules II :
More Rules to Live and Love by
by Ellen Fein, Sherrie Schneider, Herrie Schneider
Book Description:
This sequel to the phenomenally successful dating bible picks
up where the first book left off. "The Rules II" addresses such topics as
how to deal with long distance relationships, how to win back an ex-boyfriend,
what to do when he has kids, how to behave in an office romance, and--most
importantly--how to make sure the engagement leads to marriage. The book
also answers the 10 most frequently asked questions about "The Rules". Simultaneous
hardcover release from Warner Books.
Come-Ons, Comebacks, and Kiss-Offs :
Date Lines Every Woman Needs to Survive Her Search for the Holy Male
by Jeanne Martinet
Book Description:
A hilarious, indispensable guide for handling every possible
dating predicament with finesse and flair. As useful as your own personal
dating guru, this is the must-have guide for surviving clumsy first phone
calls, stiff dinner talk, rejected passes, nervous leave-takings, and guys
who can't stop talking. Line illustrations.